May 2012
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
YOU'RE SINGLE?!
sodamnrelatable:
HOLD UP!
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12 year olds talking about getting "so drunk".
sodamnrelatable:
Dude weren’t you a fetus like… yesterday?
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